well, i redecorated a bit. all the links work. well, except the archives on book nerd, because there is nothing to archive yet. for the record: i did not draw the cute little redhead up there, she’s about 53x cuter than i am, an artist drew the caricature for backwash.com, a site that i write [...]

ook. i had bad dreams last night. icky, terrible dreams about people i love dying. i just joted off an e-mail to my friend anderla. she’s one of the people i dreamt that had died. she had cancer and went off to a pier to die alone. she didn’t want anyone with her. i was [...]

you can all rest easy, i have plans for tonight. i was worried there for a minute, but i pulled through. i am going to a cocktail party, where i will be very grown-up and stuff.

jeff buckley’s music makes me want to have sex. i am not sure what it is about him. but i start listening to his stuff and it goes right to my girlparts. perhaps buckley’s voice/music is a potent aphrodisiac affecting all women? or am i just goofy?

oh gentle readers, i think the new year is going to be one of change. the first change i plan on making, my home. it’s going to be clean. i will clean it and rearrange it and keep it so. i will not be embarrassed should uninvited guests stop by. today i will dust and [...]

here is a bit of etymology i got in an e-mail from techdoof gage, whom i called a doofis:
Doofus was actually a handsome Greek God who threatened the position of Zeus by his popularity with the other Gods due to his immeasurable intelligence, Battle expertise, and flawless looks. It was for these reasons he was [...]

i am dreading going into work today. not because i am a lazy slackerass (though i am). I am dreading it because today is Heather’s last day at work. i love heather. she totally rules and i don’t want her to leave. of course, i don’t blame her. she’s leaving this frozen tundra for texas. [...]

yay! my hair is back to it’s sassy westerbergian messiness. it was getting really sorta long and icky. i love getting my hair cut. i used to hate it because the haircutter girls were so damn mean. going to get my hair cut was like going to confession. “it’s been 8 weeks since my last [...]

you know what stinks? what really, really stinks? is the one boy who always had a crush on me, the one boy i could always count on to make me feel better and attractive and adored. . . that boy has a girlfriend and it’s not me.
ouch.

tonight i am a four year old.
i went to bed early because my tummy hurt. i am not sure why, but i suspect it had something to do with the peanut m&ms and Hi-C fruit punch i had for dinner (note to self: must go grocery shopping). so, there i was snuggled up in bed [...]

i suspect the unendingly sweetiepie known as bakiwop sent me the wonderfully new copy of Slapstick by Kurt Vonnegut. This one of my all-time favorite vonneguts and now i finally own it! yay!

uffda! the presents and fudge and family and friends and stockings and cookies and sleeping on the floor have left me wiped out. exhausted! but it was a blast. amongst my new bootie, a down comforter (yay!) and my very own vcr (the first one i’ve ever owned). i am a lucky and blessed girl. [...]

merry christmas! and happy birthday to sister #2. now, don’t be getting all sympathetic because her birthday is on christmas eve. we all have shitty birthdays. my parents are bad planners. sister #3’s birthday is January 3rd. sister #4 and i share the same birthday on June 6th. . .happy 8th birthday to me, another [...]

a nap got in the way of my journey to the store. i had a dream about my dad and my sisters. at one point in the dream i shouted, “being single does not make me a lesbian.” i also dreamt about playing skee-ball and painting sunny watercolor pictures.

“i don’t want to be the up-the-butt girl. i want to get married and have nice bedding, no one has ever heard of Mrs. up-the-butt,” –my favorite line from the first four episodes of “Sex in the City.”
i’ve decided i must go to the store to get stuff to bake brownies. i really need [...]