barbie. . . she’s the cure for what ails you. still no news on the job front. i spent the day conducting an off-site training. it wasn’t so stressful, but enough that i needed to unwind. so i ventured to sister #2′s house. yes, jaycie and max. they always know how to set things right [...]
despite what andrea says, she is a sassy internet chick. but her post here has got me thinking about the concept of fitting in. my whole life all i’ve ever wanted to do is fit in– to blend in with the crowd. i just wanted to be like everyone else. i never went through that [...]
i am pleased to announce that i am a liar. i had full intentions of crawling into bed and going to sleep early. but then i started reading infinite jest and they were talking about the assassins des fauteuils rollents and quebec. reading about quebec made me think of work and how the french-canadian guy [...]
i am pleased to announce that i am going to bed. i am also pleased to announce that if you get chronic nosebleeds the news is telling us to dab vaseline into our nostrils. yes, they are telling me this on the 10 o’clock news. also, i believe clyde is again encased in ice and [...]
i was all set to nominate winn here as next week’s new e-crush. . . but then i was devestated to discover he doesn’t like hotdogs. i can extrapolate from that that he probably doesn’t dig corndogs. and i cannot have a crush (e-type or otherwise) on someone who doesn’t love corndogs.
you will all be happy to know that i made it home safely. the roads are pretty wretched. i am most curious to see what the weather is like tomorrow. when i left work clyde was encased in a quarter-inch of ice. this weather is not fun, not fun at all.
ok. the dark blue has totally covered my town. i am leaving soon. i hope i make it home ok. of course, i have no food at all. so i’ll be eating orange popsicles for dinner.
blech! an ice storm is heading our way. the rain has just begun to fall. it’s supposed to get worse. i am not looking forward to driving home. i can already feel the tension building in my shoulders. i hate driving in bad weather. i just hate it.
oh! a happy sunday surprise. the delectable mr. joshua jackson (you might know him as pacey from dawson’s creek) is the voice of the dreadlocked peta boy on the simpsons! yay. and yes, i didn’t ever leave the house today. napping seemed much more important.
update: green stocking cap guy just left carrying two cans of campbells soup and an orange . . . don’t these people have lunch boxes? also, it’s come to my attention that i’ve only gotten one e-mail all weekend! what’s wrong with you people, do you hate me? c’mon, make a crazy hermit happy, send [...]
the patio door in my apartment faces out into the parking lot. i’ve been sitting here updating my hawaiian punch in cocktail glasses column and looking out the window. it’s a grey day out there and it looks to be pretty cold. but i’ve seen a lot people come and go this afternoon. so far [...]
i’ve just spent the better part of the last 30 minutes reading The History of my Boobs: A Catastrophe in Four Parts. i loved it. it was hilarious and i wonder if all women are as obsessed about their breasts. i know i am.
phew. it’s over. it wasn’t nearly as heinous as i thought it’d be. i was worried. too nervous for words. now all i gotta do is write a tutorial for them. piece of cake, right? i am not too worried about that portion. i’ve got gobs of people who will help me if i need [...]
Greetings Gem – Here is your horoscope for Friday, January 26: You’re the first to know what’s coming. You may even be the one who’s making it happen. With knowledge, luck and good friends on your side, the rest should be ridiculously easy. sounds good, don’t it?
tomorrow’s the big day. i have my interview with the head of marketing. i am trying my best to stay calm. ol’ bill told me to be myself and everything will work out fine. i am hoping to call on my inner reserves of confidence. sometimes it pops up when i least expect it. also, [...]
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