Jan 29 2001

i am pleased to announce

i am pleased to announce that i am going to bed. i am also pleased to announce that if you get chronic nosebleeds the news is telling us to dab vaseline into our nostrils. yes, they are telling me this on the 10 o’clock news. also, i believe clyde is again encased in ice and fused to the parking lot. also, tomorrow may be a snow day. i will be up early sitting in front of the tv like an 8th grader hoping to see my company’s name on the news. isn’t it exciting?

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Posted on Mon, 29 January 2001 at 10:21 pm

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