Entries from February 2001
upon being asked if everything
upon being asked if everything is ok:
i am fine, but not ok.
i am sick of winter and sick of being here and sick of being lonely and bored, i am angry at being such a big baby. i hate not fitting in with the new crew at work yet. i am impatient and my impatience [...]
“with your chrome heart shining
“with your chrome heart shining in the sun, long may you run.”
neil young songs always make my heart ache a little bit.
today, i just want to
today, i just want to get lost.
Read morethere is a payoff for
there is a payoff for listening to dubya’s smug, frowny face. . . tim russert. mmm, mmm good.
Read morewhy oh why do most
why oh why do most of the women in congress have such bad hair?
Read moreok darling ones, time for
ok darling ones, time for you to settle a score. specifically the females who read this. me and bunnynose are having an argument. i say scads of chickies find men with orange hair attractive. he says no chickies find men with orange hair attractive. what do you say?
Read morebaby jake is absolutely adorable.
baby jake is absolutely adorable. i love spending my afternoon smooching orangey-haired boys. i want a baby of my own. driving home from the hospital we laughed until we cried. talking about the children we might have and what they’ll be named and what they’ll be like. here are some highlights:
i am gonna have to [...]
you will all be happy
you will all be happy to know that kari called. she had an orange-haired baby boy at 10:30 last night! yay. i can’t wait to go meet baby jake. we’re going over the lunch hour. we have to bring kari mc.donald’s. she’s so strange.
Read moreaahhhh!! i just called allison
aahhhh!! i just called allison to see if she’d heard anything. she hasn’t. what’s going on here? i am starting to worry like all get out.
Read moremy cell phone rang at
my cell phone rang at 7:08 a.m. my heart started racing and my hands were shaking as i scooped it up. yes! finally, word from kari!
“hello,” i said near glee sure it was adam (he’d be kari’s husband)
“yeah, i am looking to talk to walmart,” the man on the other end said.
“what?”
“i need to talk [...]
my beloved bunnynose friendboy is
my beloved bunnynose friendboy is miserable. this is breaking my heart. urg! i dunno if it’s the monday-night exhaustion or my utter empathy with his situation or what it is, but i am sitting here snotting all over myself because of an e-mail he sent me. i hate, hate, hate being so helpless. i hate [...]
Read moreaaakkk!! it’s been nearly 12
aaakkk!! it’s been nearly 12 hours since i talked to kari. no news. . . haven’t heard a peep. i am dying to know how things have gone and if everything is ok and if there is an orange haired baby boy that i will get to smooch tomorrow. patience is not one of my [...]
Read moreblargh! kari called at 11
blargh! kari called at 11 and there is no news from her. i guess this isn’t really the time to be calling her and asking what’s up. i am SO impatient. and you know what else i’ve learned today. . . i don’t know how to order flowers. never had to do that before.
Read morei am nowhere near being
i am nowhere near being a copy editor or a grammar nazi or anything like that. but here i am, trolling the net for articles explaining when to use a jpeg and when to use a gif. i come upon an article with more than 5 errors in the first paragraph. aak! it’s driving me [...]
Read morewahoo! my best friend kari’s
wahoo! my best friend kari’s water broke last night. she called me from the hospital. hopefully there’ll be a big ol’ orange haired baby boy here before the day is up.
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