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February 28th, 2001

upon being asked if everything

upon being asked if everything is ok: i am fine, but not ok. i am sick of winter and sick of being here and sick of being lonely and bored, i am angry at being such a big baby. i hate not fitting in with the new crew at work yet. i am impatient and [...]

February 28th, 2001

“with your chrome heart shining

“with your chrome heart shining in the sun, long may you run.” neil young songs always make my heart ache a little bit.

February 28th, 2001

today, i just want to

today, i just want to get lost.

February 27th, 2001

there is a payoff for

there is a payoff for listening to dubya’s smug, frowny face. . . tim russert. mmm, mmm good.

February 27th, 2001

why oh why do most

why oh why do most of the women in congress have such bad hair?

February 27th, 2001

ok darling ones, time for

ok darling ones, time for you to settle a score. specifically the females who read this. me and bunnynose are having an argument. i say scads of chickies find men with orange hair attractive. he says no chickies find men with orange hair attractive. what do you say?

February 27th, 2001

baby jake is absolutely adorable.

baby jake is absolutely adorable. i love spending my afternoon smooching orangey-haired boys. i want a baby of my own. driving home from the hospital we laughed until we cried. talking about the children we might have and what they’ll be named and what they’ll be like. here are some highlights: i am gonna have [...]

February 27th, 2001

you will all be happy

you will all be happy to know that kari called. she had an orange-haired baby boy at 10:30 last night! yay. i can’t wait to go meet baby jake. we’re going over the lunch hour. we have to bring kari mc.donald’s. she’s so strange.

February 27th, 2001

aahhhh!! i just called allison

aahhhh!! i just called allison to see if she’d heard anything. she hasn’t. what’s going on here? i am starting to worry like all get out.

February 27th, 2001

my cell phone rang at

my cell phone rang at 7:08 a.m. my heart started racing and my hands were shaking as i scooped it up. yes! finally, word from kari! “hello,” i said near glee sure it was adam (he’d be kari’s husband) “yeah, i am looking to talk to walmart,” the man on the other end said. “what?” [...]

February 26th, 2001

my beloved bunnynose friendboy is

my beloved bunnynose friendboy is miserable. this is breaking my heart. urg! i dunno if it’s the monday-night exhaustion or my utter empathy with his situation or what it is, but i am sitting here snotting all over myself because of an e-mail he sent me. i hate, hate, hate being so helpless. i hate [...]

February 26th, 2001

aaakkk!! it’s been nearly 12

aaakkk!! it’s been nearly 12 hours since i talked to kari. no news. . . haven’t heard a peep. i am dying to know how things have gone and if everything is ok and if there is an orange haired baby boy that i will get to smooch tomorrow. patience is not one of my [...]

February 26th, 2001

blargh! kari called at 11

blargh! kari called at 11 and there is no news from her. i guess this isn’t really the time to be calling her and asking what’s up. i am SO impatient. and you know what else i’ve learned today. . . i don’t know how to order flowers. never had to do that before.

February 26th, 2001

i am nowhere near being

i am nowhere near being a copy editor or a grammar nazi or anything like that. but here i am, trolling the net for articles explaining when to use a jpeg and when to use a gif. i come upon an article with more than 5 errors in the first paragraph. aak! it’s driving me [...]

February 26th, 2001

wahoo! my best friend kari’s

wahoo! my best friend kari’s water broke last night. she called me from the hospital. hopefully there’ll be a big ol’ orange haired baby boy here before the day is up.