it makes me happy to see that FINALLY someone understandsthe devine yumminess that is jason lee. i fell in love with him a long time ago. back when my brother in law was a skatepunk and adored the delectable mr. lee. did you know jason lee of mallrats fame used to be a professional skateboarder?

so it’s monday. i needed something most raucous and fun to perk me up. but sadly i have no replacements with me today (i know it’s a damn dirty shame). but i do have ryan adams (formerly of whiskeytown) and he seems to be filling the void most admirably. i just thought you should all [...]

blah. crashing waves of lonliness and despair have pinned me to the couch and immobilized me. i watched lady and the tramp on tv. perhaps a good night’s sleep is all that i need. oh. . . and some goddamed spring probably wouldn’t hurt.

i got this from one of you darling readers. it cracks me up to no end. i don’t even think i’d do too well on this test. but it’s the closest thing to a dating application that i would ever have.
Are you perfect?
Take the GEM test
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hi. my mom made me spend the night at her house last night. the weather is most icky this weekend. snow, rain, sleet, cold. . . typical winter in minnesota. i think she’s still trying to win her way back into the mom club by showing all this concern. little does she know that [...]

ok, who sings the “i’m just a teenage dirt bag baby, listen to iron maiden baby. . . ” song?

i got to leave work early today.now i am in the sleepy frame of mine where i sorta want to just practice and take a nap. but i have to work at the stinking bowling alley at 6. so i really don’t have enough time to get a decent nap in. but i am so [...]

ok, you heard it here first. . . i will finish “Infinite Jest” this weekend and update book nerd. are you sexcited you could pee your pants?

if there was any doubt, carol does in fact rock. she knew that nine days sing that silly song i like so much. now. . . are these nine days any good? or is it just that one wonderful song?

i’ve decided if i could have a superpower, i want fonzie’s power. i want the power to snap my fingers and have all sorts of cute boys run to come and smooch on me. sounds good, doesn’t it?

this is the story of a girl who cried a river and drown the whole world. . . who on earth sings this song? i hear it about twice a week on the radio but i haven’t a clue who sings it. the song is so sweet and catchy. i really dig it but [...]

yeah, so the strange dreams continue . . .
last night i dreamt my parents lived in Target. yes, not only did they live in target but they threw a huge, huge party with motley crue playing as the entertainment. being that it was my parents’ party i decided to get hammered. yes, drooling drunk. then [...]

first, a full two hours of “Dawson’s Creek.” can i get a woohoo!
secondly, i had a most disturbing dream last night. one i really must share. i dreamt that i was stuck in some kind of performance art thing. it was porn/performance art. i was trapped in the skit or whatnot. i was sitting in [...]

ishy. i am feeling generally ishy tonight. not real swell, but not sick either. i dunno what my problem is. i think it’s all this getting up at 6:30 a.m. on the weekends business. if that’s not enough to make one feel ishy, i don’t know what is.
so i’ve completed day 2 of the new [...]

mondays exhaust me. especially mondays when i start a new job, when coworkers read all about my deflowering and when i have to work at the bowling alley. hooboy, i bet you all envied me today. i can’t wait to climb into bed tonight. it’s going to be one of those nights where i give [...]