hello, it’s morninggirl jodi coming at ya. today is the last day of march. you would think spring is on it’s way. it doesn’t seem to be. i woke up with a powder sugar coating of snow all over the damn place. when i venture outside there will be car scraping involved. argh! i think [...]

i never, ever tire of reading Jim Walsh’s columns.

One day you’ll look to see I’ve gone, but tomorrow may rain so I’ll follow the sun . . .
That’s my all time favorite beatles’ song, “I’ll follow the sun.” Goofy, I know but it’s just so sweet and sad. it’s like 2 minutes of pure yumminess to me. Plus is really fitting theme [...]

The other night I had a dream about the Handy Hammer. Yes, I dreamt that I had to put flyers up all over town and I did it with a handy hammer. It was remarkably easy. Thus it is decided, that my life will not be complete until I am the proud owner of a [...]

I see you, the only one who knew me, and now your eyes see through me, I guess I was wrong. So what now? It’s plain to see we’re over, and I hate when things are over, when so much is left undone.
Heh. Breakfast at Tiffany’s is on right now. Yes, I know it’s nothing [...]

Yeah, so remember how I was writing that tutorial on how to create photo albums? Yeah that one I talk about down below there. Yeah, that one. Well I was nearing completion and had to reboot my machine (because windows 98 sucks giant donkey balls) and lost everything. Everything! Wah. I saved. I saved 351 [...]

you know what stinks? When you get so caught up in a song that you forget you’re at work and you start singing out loud. Not belting it out like you’re on the main stage at first ave, but singing audibly enough for those around you to hear you and laugh at you for singing [...]

when you type the word “album” over and over again (I am writing a tutorial on creating a photo album using our software) the word starts to lose all semblance of sense. Album? What in the hell is that? It’s like a martian word meaning egg or something. It’s strange. Maybe I am just too [...]

I have locked myself away today. I am not sure why. I don’t feel social. Perhaps that will change. Maybe I haven’t had enough alone time this week. Ha, ha, ha, right? Not enough alone time for the girl who is always lonely? Yeah, I am a study in contradictions. 6’5” and yet standing [...]

hey, i just realized that this month marks the 7th anniversary of my very first tattoo. i cute, happy purpley daisy under my right collarbone. i was so young. 21. it was spring break and everyone was gone. . . somewhere warm and fun. amy skal and i were stuck in eau claire. we decided [...]

aww, chuck taylors will no longer be made in the usa. sad, kinda. i love chuck taylors. i think i have about 6 pair in my closet. now they’ll no longer be stamped with the made in the u.s.a dealie on the heel. i wonder how much i can get for my old ones on [...]

hot dog! orange tim has some brand new sexxy layout/content action going on. obviously he was inspired by me.

you have got to be kidding me. only in a state where they (and i can say they because i damn well did NOT vote for jesse) elect a former professional wrestler governor would such a ludicrous bill allowing the sale of “choose life” license plates make it out of committee.

Where you stand with the keys and your cool hat of silence
Where you grip her love like a driver’s license
it’s a soul coughing sort of day today– all foggy and lost in memory. Listening to soul coughing give me the warm, fuzzies and wistful, secret smirks. So that’s where I am today, lost in my [...]

remember how i was feeling all happy and energized? well it’s ruined. and it’s all netscape 4.x’s fault. netscape is giving me a brain tumor and i can’t for the life of me figure out why i can’t get the design to show up at all in netscape. sure, the background color comes up [...]