Jun 17 2001

mystery bruises

i’ve four small bruises on the inside of my right knee. it looks like someone grabbed my knee hard enough to bruise me. but nobody has grabbed my anything lately. i haven’t the foggiest notion how they got there.

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Posted on Sun, 17 June 2001 at 11:07 am

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mickmars

you know what i hate? using the contraction “i’ve” to replace “i have”. i don’t like it one bit.
17 Jun 01 at 11:17 am #
Skattie

It’s the aliens! They’re everywhere! I saw it on “The X-Files”!
17 Jun 01 at 2:36 pm #
Tyson

I don’t like that contraction either.
17 Jun 01 at 4:41 pm #
jodi

mick, your ass=kicked.
17 Jun 01 at 10:04 pm #
mickmars

its a dumb contraction and as your legal counsel i advise you to discontinue your use of it.
17 Jun 01 at 10:32 pm #
jodi

legal counsel? i’ve never had the need for legal counsel. . . why do i need it now?
17 Jun 01 at 11:01 pm #
Erica

I agree with Skattie, it has to be aliens.
19 Jun 01 at 8:17 am #

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