Jul 05 2001
well my heart could use some glasses
driving to work while singing Paul Westerberg songs at the top of my lungs, i noticed a pink bumper sticker on the car in front of me. it said, “Love Yourself” and a giant heart on it. i am just wondering, do you think it’s a pro-masturbation sticker?
Getcher mind out of the gutter!
05 Jul 01 at 10:22 am #well, it could be! what else would it be about?
05 Jul 01 at 10:25 am #Most definitely.
05 Jul 01 at 11:06 am #I hope so.
05 Jul 01 at 11:36 am #*sigh* i love all you perverts.
05 Jul 01 at 1:42 pm #I’m sure it’s a self-esteem kind of thing, you filthy-minded disgustos.
05 Jul 01 at 2:43 pm #it’s pro-masturbation!
05 Jul 01 at 3:13 pm #We have this white board at work where people contribute to random lists. This week the list is “my favorite/most effective way to put myself to sleep on a restless night is…”
I really wanted to put down “masturbation” just to see how people would react when they saw it up there, but I was too chicken.
05 Jul 01 at 3:30 pm #you should write it with your left (or right) hand so nobody will recognize your writing.
05 Jul 01 at 3:59 pm #it’s pro-masturbation i agree. and i want that bumper sticker too. you must always do your part to let people know “loving themselves” is okay.
05 Jul 01 at 4:20 pm #ok? ok? it’s highly encouraged.
05 Jul 01 at 4:45 pm #going….blind…can’t….stop
05 Jul 01 at 6:45 pm #gone blind. . . must stop.
05 Jul 01 at 11:03 pm #going blind was sooo 5 minutes ago… almost ready to go again
06 Jul 01 at 6:09 am #