Aug 20 2001

damned dirty liar

you can go read about how i am a damned, dirty liar.

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Posted on Mon, 20 August 2001 at 10:30 pm

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Edge

ummm… you faked that?
20 Aug 01 at 10:48 pm #
Manz

now i cant even feel good about the one time i thought i did it right…
20 Aug 01 at 11:08 pm #
heather

i’ve faked. i’m neither proud nor ashamed that i did. i’m disappointed that i had to.
21 Aug 01 at 11:14 am #
alie

eh.. we ALL do it.. I’m not sure if I’ve ever done it while getting head.. but definitely during sex.. although, I don’t have to fake it anymore.. yep.. he’s THAT good. *nods*
21 Aug 01 at 12:51 pm #
Edge on Handheld

Alie! Heather! You’re not supposed to tell us guys these things! You too, Jodi! Let the fantasy live (that we satisfy in every way)! This is one case where we may not necessarily want the truth.

(this was a joke, by the way. Of course we want to know these things! What I wonder though is if any attempt was made to “educate” the poor lads.)
21 Aug 01 at 2:27 pm #
andrea

i think maybe if women didn’t fake it, guys would get a clue and do a better job.

maybe?
21 Aug 01 at 3:22 pm #
Manz

I think Edge is on the right track, but I think it is up to us guys to help out…that is, I never got a fake (they didn’t bother to act like it was there when it wasn’t, and apparently, it never was) but I was never comfortable enough to ask what I was doing wrong…I would have liked some “advice” that would have made it more enjoyable for both of us.
21 Aug 01 at 7:26 pm #

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