me: you know you’re my favorite waste of time, don’t you?
him: stop, you’re making me blush. . . i like that. i am going to use it sometime.
me: you can’t steal my good lines. that sucks ass. if i ever hear of you using one of my lines to pick up some pathetic girlie, i will kick your ass.
him: i will say, “i’d like to make you my favorite waste of time.”
this is why men and women cannot be friends.

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