there was a complete and total melt down during this week’s episode of dawson’s creek. sure it was sad with dawson’s pop dying and all, but really there was no excuse for my reaction. i sobbed. gut wrenching, can’t breathe, snot running down my face, sobbing.
you know, i’ve been feeling stressed this week. i’ve got [...]

i hate when i wake up and my dreams from the previous night are just out of reach. it’s like some level of my brain remembers them, but i can’t quite seem to grasp the situation. these are the days i walked around looking befuddled.

i wrote a little somethin’, somethin’ regarding the eternal boxers vs. briefs debate.

ahhh shucks, i am blushing all over the damn place. if you didn’t know, i won the written portion of hidden city’s hallowe’en contest. i am giddy with delight.

i dunno what my story is, but apparently teetering on the edge of exhaustion makes me want to write and write. i can’t explain it. maybe it’s because my internal censor isn’t quite up to par and i just go on and on without worrying about what an idiot i’ll sound like. or maybe because [...]

yeah, i just found this pathetic picture of the author of stick figure. c’mon. . . how pathetic and superficial can you get? i am gonna write a book about the horrors of anorexia nervosa and then i am gonna get all slutted out and glammed up for the book jacket. yes, i am not [...]

so i’m reading Stick Figure: A Diary of My Former Self and i am totally not buying it. see, it’s supposed to be taken from diaries that ms. gottlieb wrote when she was 11 and really, c’mon. i don’t doubt that she was a smart 11 year old or that she had an eating disorder [...]

i’ve just stumbled home from another exciting evening at the bowling alley. i got a lot of reading done and that was nice. in fact, today has been a wholly productive day. quite shocking for a monday. that’s two good mondays in a row. perhaps all my being nice karma is being visted upon me.
when [...]

REM and hot cocoa make monday mornings more than bearable. Also, my gray duck is here at work. also, i am the best sister in law in the whole wide world. i just scored tickets for the November 13th Wild game for stinky ben’s birthday.
Ha! my nice thing for the week is already done. i [...]

last month i was wondering how many bras does the average woman own? tonight i did the count, i have 21 22 bras and 15 16 pairs of underpants.
this is perfectly normal, right?

daylight savings time always screws with me. this year was worse than others. when i woke up this morning, the clock said 10 o’clock. so much for that extra hour.
i was amazed because i had cashed in around midnight. i didn’t think i’d sleep that long. but i shrugged it off, because it’s sunday and [...]

my year anniversary at backwash.

yeah, so i got the coolest rubberducky today. it’s a gray duck. because we minnesotans play duck, duck gray duck. i think i am in love with this toy. the website is pretty cute too. i love the little bio that came with this duck what’s with this “duck, duck goose”? Another reason for feeling [...]

exhausted is me.
there was bowling with my co-workers (i bowled a 120 and 103), pin-scratching (it involved sandpaper and new bowling pins), birthday presents (my adorable max is 3 today), friends (the show, not the humans), gossip (icky mindy is pregnant, can you believe it?), and well what more can you ask for from a [...]

you know, there are just some people who will always make my heart beat goofy when i think about them.