so this is christmas and what have you got?
you’ve got one, 6′5″ single, drunk, messy-haired, content, happy and overly-exhausted minnesotan. well, you could have her with $4.96 and a $0.83 coupon. thus far there have been no takers.
this past christmas eve/sister #2’s birthday was spent shopping, laundering (clothes, not money), eating, playing when uno attaks, [...]

merry christmas darling ones!
i am sneaking a moment from the family yuletide hooha to say hello! it’s nice to be surrounded by loving, caring supportive people. i hope you all have safe, happy and warm holidays!
i’ll probably be back tomorrow night. . . because as much as i love my family– 36 hours is a [...]

Twenty-seven years ago today the course of my life was forever altered. I went from being the precocious, adorable only-child of my parents, to the responsible eldest sister.
On this day a child was born and they called her Ericka. She’s more commonly known around these parts as Sister #2. She was the perfect foil [...]

new jodi goodness is up at backwash!

nothing like creating lame websites and listening to motley crue to take your troubles away.

hey darling ones, some of you might find this most interesting.

i just got off the phone with sister #4, that phone call just creeped into the all-time suckiest phonecalls ever list.
i was gently napping, because last night was plagued by pathetically transparent symbolic dreams where i couldn’t talk, my tongue was cut off or my hands were bound. . . yeah my brain isn’t too [...]

a chat with sister #2:
Jodi says: did ben tell you about the book i am reading?
Ericka says: no
Jodi says: you have to read it
Jodi says: you’ll LOVE it
Jodi says: it’s fargo rock city
Jodi says: it’s all about growing up in the midwest and loving heavy metal
Ericka says: that is what you were saying last night
Jodi [...]

if there was any doubt in your mind about how i feel about my family, you should know that they rock muchly.
they are the most supportive and wonderful people on earth.

so it appears, (in my opinion) jason hatch continues to whine and make assumptions on my website. oh lucky me!
it seems to be, in my opinion, that jason is most upset with the lie (according to jason because at the time that i posted that post to my online journal, i thought it was totally [...]

sister #4 (who drew my name in the big present drawing) has just informed me that there will be no gifts for me under the christmas tree this year. it seems she and my parents ordered all my gifts from my amazon.com wishlist on december 6th.
also, it seems that amazon was waiting to ship the [...]

here’s my to do list for the weekend:
start and finish the web site i “got” my parents for christmas
get cheese and crackers for christmas dinner
make (or purchase) some sort of edible desert that does not involve fruit spooj
write a love letter to Chuck Klosterman
get some sleep
stop letting this jason hatch y-s.com thing burn inside of [...]

ok darling ones, i haven’t been straight with you. there is more going on than meets the eye.
my sleepless nights of late have been the result of worry over jason hatch’s (of your-site.com) pursuit of legal action against me.
i was trying to be noble. trying to rise above all the nonesense and let it [...]

i do believe that i just slept through the night. i wonder if this is how parents of newborns feel when their babies start sleeping through the night. wahoo!

i have the oddest feeling right now. i haven’t felt this way in ages. . . i feel sleepy.