a vile tool of satan kept me up entirely more hours than i planned on last night making me a worthless sack of skin today.
perhaps it wouldn’t be so bad if i hadn’t been woken up by the haunted light in my bedroom. the light randomly turns off and on when it feels like it. [...]

if i had a groupie (which i really, really need) their main job would be to pick out all the light pinky greenbag starburst jellybeans that sorta taste like dishsoap.

I’m a girl on the verge of becoming a woman. And it’s scaring the piss out of me. This adulthood gig might not be all its cracked up to be. I can feel myself gearing up for it. . .[more]

here’s my latest pet peeve.
first off as most everyone knows i’m 6′5″ tall. i’m a statistical anomaly. it’s a blessing and curse. i love to hate it and hate to love it. it’s the one thing that make me special, unique. it’s also the one thing that makes me feel uncomfortable and like i don’t [...]

here are things that suck:
having a crush on a friendboy
getting home after a night out and being so hungry you could eat your own liver with some hotmustard and not having any sort of foodstuffs in the house to eat and it’s too late to go get some grody fastfood and not having any hot [...]

wahoo! ike reilly is coming to town march 16th. who wants to come with me?

i’m better. and since this weeks friday five is discussing an issue very near and dear to my heart, i decided to participate.
1. Hey, baby, what’s your sign? Do you think it fits you pretty well?
i’m a gemini. i think it’s all too fitting with my penchant for chatter and multiple-personality disorder.
2. What’s the worst [...]

i’m sick.

yehaw! i just got an e-mail from the ohioan i am most likely to stalk (not to be confused with my favorite orange-haired ohioans). that makes my night.

jaycie and i had a fight tonight. really, i was just being a brat so the fight was entirely my fault. you should probably be impressed that i could out-brat a 4 year old. i know i’m impressed.
i was sitting on the couch and jaycie brought over a box of crispix cereal. pointing to [...]

“hey do you ever watch beat the geeks on comedy central?”
“no, I don’t have cable.”
“well, it’s this game show where you beat the geeks.”
“yeah, I got that.”
“well, when they introduce the contestants, you have to say what your geeky thing is. Like you collect star trek figures or something. Last night when they introduced this [...]

reason #953 why i love caribou coffee:
when you go in there and you haven’t been there for awhile the girlie behind the counter says, “i love what you’d done with your hair, it’s so cute.”

when i was a young girl one of my all-time favorite past times was twirling. i’m sure all kids did it.
there was no twirling in the house. i got yelled at plenty for attempting it. but outside i could twirl to my heart’s content. i’d just fling my arms out and spin around. spinning, spinning, [...]

i got this e-mail from sister #2:
Wade just called and everyone is fine. Hayden weighs 7lbs 5 oz. and Bailey weighs 6lbs. 15 oz. He said that they don’t look anything alike. Bailey looks like Ryan and Hayden doesn’t really look like anyone. The reason why they decided to do the [...]

still no knews from jodi hanson. i dunno if she had the c-section or what. i’m going batty here.