Apr 28 2002

the people in hell

eight reasons why i’m gonna be a rotten mom:
1. when the electricity went out tonight and i was lighting candles, max grabbed one off the table and lit it off an already lit candle
2. pizza for lunch
3. pizza for dinner
4. when jaycie said she wanted more fruit snacks my response was, “well, people in hell want ice water.”
5. ice falling from the sky, max outside without shoes
6. 11 p.m. kids still awake
7. jaycie told me so when i wouldn’t let her wear her fairy wings to bed
8. did i mention the thing about max playing with fire?

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Posted on Sun, 28 April 2002 at 12:17 am

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alan

can’t forget the pizza for breakfast thing…oh wait..that was me…
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