i am a bitter, crabby, weeping ass face tonight. i am selfish and i want to talk about me and i want to cry and i want someone to care that i am crying and i want someone to be interested in me and ask me questions about what it means to be me. because [...]
“hi honey, i’m home.” “hey babe, i was starting to get a little worried. you’re late.” “yeah, work sucked ass.” “come here, i’ll rub your forhead and you can tell me about it.” “well, it’s not that i had a bad day per se. it’s just there was much suckiness around me and sucky stuff [...]
i’ve turned into a weepy, emotional mess. it’s so weird. usually when this time of the month rolls around i get either angry or sad. this time the tears come not from either of those emotions, but from joy. i am pathetic. let me count the ways: cried while listening to kenny rogers cried driving [...]
i got a reprieve from the last night of bowling to help my mom pack. only i didn’t do so much packing as i did watching sitcom reruns of friends and roseanne. my punshiment, i had to buy her dinner. not that i really minded since she bought me dinner last night. i let her [...]
you know you have your period when the double whammy of kenny rogers’ “somebody done somebody wrong song” and “you needed me” reduces you to tears.
if you are in the mood to be turned on, read this column that got my juices flowing. however i would avoid this not so sexxy column i wrote. if you want read something by me, you can go read the blue spooj column again. c’mon it was pretty witty.
i’ve got my spaceman spiff sheets on my bed tonight. i can hardly wait to go to bed. it was a lot of work, changing that damn duvet cover, but i suspect it will be highly rewarding.
sister #4 is not at all impressed that i know every word to every song in the movie Grease 2. i just sang along to the entire movie while it was playing on UPN Channel 9. i even got a little weepy when stephanie zinone was singing “turn back the hands of time.” kids these [...]
the world outside my apartment is covered with powedered sugar snow, that includes ruby. for you playing along at home you might recall that it was 91 degrees on monday. today it is snowing. that’s seven days. we went from august back to january in seven days. this just amazes me to no end. clearly [...]
my beloved Jim Walsh interviews Westerberg. mm, good. now everyone mark this down on the calendar. April 29th, Paul will be on the David Letterman show. are you as excited as i am?
well the third one fell. a body was found in a field friday. the body of a young girl with a sister named lisa. lisa has a best friend named kelli. you might know kelli as sister #4. lisa’s sister has been missing for well over two months. linda had a drug problem. they though [...]
sometimes you gotta strike while the iron’s hot. even though i usually only update on sundays, the new backwash column blue mystery spooj is up. see the lengths i will go through to get out of cleaning?
and with this headline: Layne Staley, Alice In Chains Singer, Dead At 34, i’m hurtled back to 1994. i’m sure whenever one of the members of the bands i love die, i’ll be back in 1994. sitting at my desk at The Specator fielding calls from friends who want make sure i know. make sure [...]
Sometimes I find it a tad bit ironic that I work in marketing and at the same time I am the biggest sucker for marketing propaganda that ever walked the planet. I fall for it all– new packaging, new improved taste, better than before! I write stuff like that every day and yet I fall [...]
my coward of the county obsession, spilled into the night. i had a wretched dream that the gatlin boys came calling and they were trying to get into my bedroom window. i could see them peeking through the curtains. it was one of those dream moments where you are so terrified that you can’t scream [...]
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