yeah, so i’m still awake. . . why doesn’t sleep like me? what did i ever do to it?

being a worrywart with an over-active imagination is never a good thing. whenever i expect to hear from someone and i don’t, my brain is sent into a tailsping imagining all the horrors that might have befallen someone i care for.
it doesn’t help that i have this really weird notion that if i don’t [...]

so, do you think iwilldare.com should be required reading for any man fool enough to want to be my husband? or is this all really just more information than one person needs to know?

on my way back from lunch i saw a big turtle lying dead on the side of the road. it was sad and i wonder, how did the turtle get to the side of the road?

thus far today i have been dreadfully boring, except when i am showing off my magic thumb, then i am exciting for about 85 seconds, then right back to boring.

most every woman i know understands the roll salt and sugar play in keeping her sanity during her monthly bout with menstruation.
today that delicate balance of sugar and salt intake has saved my life.
for me the salt/sugar combination must come in the from of potato chippy products and m&ms. in a pinch doritos [...]

i always feel bad about liking the counting crows as much as i do. i blame that all on shelley. she was my roommate the year i was 22. she hated the counting crows with a passion. she would make fun of them mercilessly whenever that song “around here” came on the radio– we lived [...]

my new purse arrived today. i am please and happy to announce that it’s working out wonderfully.
i must admit i was a little bit worried about starting this relationship on the internet. it’s not the usual way i go about my purse purchases. the internet makes it just so easy to be deceptive. flaws [...]

the wicked witch has bled! now i can go back to normal again. . . right after i get rid of these cramps.

someone mentioned today was the 25th and i blurted out to a group of people, “shit, my milk goes bad today.”
this is what happens when your mouth works faster than your brain.

i think i am in the process of becoming incredibly sick. swallowing grows ever more difficult and my glands continue to swell. i am exhausted, even after a good night’s sleep. i’ve upped the orange juice intake and have extensive plans to sleep a lot once i make it home. i’m hoping i can nip [...]

i can feel the tylenol pm kicking in already. i am going to sleep, sleep, sleep tonight! i can’t wait– it’s gonna be so good.

in honor of the lovely ms. heather i am pleased to announce that the comments will now remember who you are. all hail my pal monkey jim for being a super genius.

going to work on something like four hours of sleep is not a good thing, i bailed early. of course now i’m at home and i don’t feel so tired. my game plan is to take a bit of nap and then force myself to be active and productive the rest of the night and [...]

oh yeah, i finished “junk english” by ken smith this weekend too. i loved it. of course i also realize that i am going straight to hell for my crimes against vocabulary. i am also driving most everyone nuts with my little diatribes about the meaningless of words like powerful, world-class and other hooha people [...]