7:52 pm, 31.Jul.02 · 3 Comments

in the two years since incepetion iwilldare.com has:
268,952 words
4031 comments
2324 posts
that averages out to about:
368 words a day
5.5 comments a day
3.18 posts a day.
in comparison, there are 660,000 in “War and Peace.” not too shabby.

1:58 pm, 31.Jul.02 · 5 Comments

sometimes when things are a little bit overwhelming (as they are right now) i just wish i had someone who wanted to take care of me. to make sure everything was ok and i was handling everything that was on my plate. i wish there was someone to make sure i ate a proper dinner [...]

9:39 am, 31.Jul.02 · 3 Comments

well, today iwilldare.com and i have been together two years.
prepare for the terrible twos.

9:52 pm, 30.Jul.02 · 2 Comments

and sometimes the book is too good and you have to put it down. it’s like a rich, rich chocolate cake and while you just want to eat it all right up, you must take a break.
the book is so good you’ve been lost for over an hour and haven’t thought of anything but [...]

1:33 pm, 30.Jul.02 · 1 Comment

aye carumba! do you ever get that sudden mix of adrenaline and panic that’s somehow sorta terrifying and yet exhilirating all at the same time? that’s what i got now. i am going to be one busy woman until oh, about 2005. but i think it might be a lot of fun.

8:31 am, 30.Jul.02 · 3 Comments

the phone rang, it was still before 8:
“what on god’s green earth are you doing here?”
“i’ve got a lot of work to do.”
“yeah, i read your web site and i thought you must be working from home. then i read the stuff about gage and thought she better not be working from home.”
ha!

7:42 am, 30.Jul.02 · 3 Comments

the only, only thing making work bearable at this ungodly hour of the morning? a super hug from dreamy techdoof gage before i even entered the building. he’s always so happy to see me.
also, more soul coughing on tap for the day. i got miles to go before i sleep and with the help of [...]

9:39 pm, 29.Jul.02 · 1 Comment

first things first, i really wish i had a man around to do important manly things like squish bugs and stuff. i am really getting tired of attacking the insect world with various cleaning sprays.
secondly, i have decided that when one has to work at home on some workstuff the only way to make it [...]

4:33 pm, 29.Jul.02 · 2 Comments

woe is me, i have too much spooj in my hair. it’s the control[D] subtance™, green snot-looking spooj.
really, it’s such a delicate balance. too little spooj and my hair takes on a life of it’s own overpowering what little spooj i put in there for control. really, my hair is just mocking me and [...]

3:17 pm, 29.Jul.02 · 3 Comments

eavesdropping. i can’t stop– even when it doesn’t concern me i am an evil, evil, evil, wrongdoing eavesdropper. i can’t help myself.

10:52 pm, 28.Jul.02 · 1 Comment

on being a born again virgin.

10:08 pm, 28.Jul.02 · 1 Comment

i guess i’m a snob is up over at backwash (the non-naughty side, i’ll be updating the naughty side in moments).

4:06 pm, 28.Jul.02 · Comments Off

i’m wasting away the day doing homework, masturbating, napping and watching almost famous. of course the playing of almost famous is making it incredibly hard to do my homework.
i’m reading through all my copywriting books again in preparation for the tone & voice meetings i’m having this weekend. after a minor temper tantrum at [...]

8:10 pm, 27.Jul.02 · 3 Comments

yeah, it’s a hidden treasure i discovered while cleaning out this old briefcase thing i have. a report card from 7th grade. click the image to actually read the report card.

12:40 pm, 27.Jul.02 · Comments Off

i bought new silverware. currently, i have enough silverware that i don’t have to do dishes for weeks. but i hate the silverware and the knives all have these queer rusty spots on them. i am going to throw away that old silverware.
also, because the silverware wasn’t quite enough i bought $74 worth of crap [...]