Jul 29 2002

why i’m going straight to hell reason #458

eavesdropping. i can’t stop– even when it doesn’t concern me i am an evil, evil, evil, wrongdoing eavesdropper. i can’t help myself.

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Posted on Mon, 29 July 2002 at 3:17 pm

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- t.

If you’ve only got 458 reasons, then you’re doing pretty good. I’m not even in the five digit numbers anymore. I mean come on, I’m what, 12803 days old (or something like that), and I’ve had days where I’ve done five, six, seven, maybe even ten or twelve things that would send me to hell.
29 Jul 02 at 4:59 pm #
jodi

i never claimed that was the final reason in the list. that could be #458 of 13,984, 174, 053.

did you ever consider that?
29 Jul 02 at 5:02 pm #
- t.

With every infraction counting as one occurrence, it can’t be anything but #458.

Unless…you’re being totally anal and naming all your infractions when you first commit them and then categorizing each occurrence under the name as you repeat the infraction. And that would just be silly.

You should never repeat an infraction. There’s way too much sinnin’ to be had to waste your time repeating one! Which is why I left the five digit area ages ago.
30 Jul 02 at 1:11 pm #

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