enough of the melancholy and sadness. i can only handle being a sap for 72 hours max. my right breast still itches like crazy. i keep wondering if i have fleas. also, i am hungry– starving. probably, because i haven’t eaten in two days. i think i’m gonna hve some ice cream.
in an act of egregious cruelty and mind-boggling meanness someone hacked the outlaw’s site. deleting his files and sending out tons of spam. this breaks my heart. not only was that totally and utterly uncalled for, it was mean, heartless, illegal and a bunch of other bad things i can’t name. plus, i can take [...]
for all you clamoring for the bodascious ta-tas shirt, you will have to settle for this photo. it was taken for medical purposes only. please note the hellasciously painful and itchy bugbite. feel sorry for me!
my whole life i’ve been told that i am too sensitive. i’ve always just accepted this fact. so whenever something hurts me i try to brush it off claiming i’m just being too sensitive. which really is so much bullshit. i let people hurt me willynilly and get away with it, because i think they’ve [...]
i saw this over at Quotidian Mundanities and immemediately had to play along. call me a copy catter. 10. Ten Movies I’d Watch Over and Over: Beautiful Girls Breakfast Club High Fidelity Almost Famous Shakespeare in Love Breakfast at Tiffanys A League of Their Own My Girl To Kill a Mockingbird Chelsea Walls 9. Nine [...]
last night i had the unmitigated joy of babysitting three out of four of my favorite kids in the entire land. while sister #2 and stinky went out shopping and to dinner and while kari and adam went to buca’s to celebrate adam’s mom’s birthday, i was left at kari’s house with jake, jaycie and [...]
i’m getting so tired of carrying around this giant lump of sadness. kari, the best friend, has accepted a position at a different company. it’s so hard. i’m happy for her, she just got like 23% raise. . . and that’s so wonderful. of course part of me wants to be a big, fat baby [...]
more from the deep dark confessions pit: i am in LOVE with the song “skater boy” by avril lavigne. can you believe it? i heard it for the first time on my way home from bowling tonight and i just had to have it. i’ve been listening to it on repeat for about 45 minutes. [...]
*sigh* and there was good stuff going on in jodiland when she spied upon an email message stating their was a package for her. and when she spotted the amazon box there was much rejoicing because there was new ryan adams to fill her ears with joy and a new book to fill her aimless [...]
it’s official. due to sister #4′s current financial situation we have postponed the trip to graceland until february. i’m a little sad, but it will be good. in honor of the postponement, i went out and bought some new perfume. you wanna smell me?
driving home from sister club, i was annoyed by the rain. it was the sorta misty semi-rain that leaves you guessing which windshield wiper speed to use. i couldn’t seem to determine which of my five wiper speeds to use. it drove me batty. eventually i just gave up and used the mist function. really, [...]
for a variety of reasons i don’t feel like going into, i’m feeling a little sad today. . . someone quick cheer me up!
i am sitting here listening to the new ryan adam’s cd “demolition” but that’s no thanks to target. kari and i ran to target over lunch yesterday so i could get the new ryan adams. but no, target did not have the new ryan adams. they had the old ryan adams which did me no [...]
as the bossman ordered some sort of chinese shrimp dumpling pork thing, the waitress chirped up with, “they’re served with chopsticks. it’s a lot of fun.” “unless of course, you’re chinese,” artguy said, “because then it’s just business as usual.” that’s when the entire table burst into laughter. “you should have asked her if those [...]
for those playing along at home, i woke up singing prince’s “little red corvette.” i wonder what this could foreshadow.
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