Oct 31 2002
“you been eatin’ retard sammiches again’
ok, remember how i put the wrong phone number in the email and letter? well, i wrote another email to tell them we goofed the number. the email was sent out today.
yeah.
and it said, “In our initial Announcement email we including the wrong phone number. . .”
please, just shoot me now.
“In our initial Announcement email we including the wrong phone number. . .”
You didn’t actually make a substitution mistake, you made a punctuation mistake. Witness:
“In our initial announcement, we, including the wrong phone number, were incorrect. We, for including the wrong phone number, and the wrong phone number for being wrong.
We hope that, in the future, we are no longer incorrect and also that any wrong phone numbers will also be right.
Thank you for putting up with our wrongness.”
31 Oct 02 at 3:10 pm #I think you need a vacation. I would suggest an island with no phones, plenty of sun, sand, fruity drinks (and waiters), warm water, and lots and lots of relaxing. If you can’t swing the islands, hit Vegas and squint real hard. You’ll think you’re actually in Paris.
Get away for a while and recharge, then come back and get work things in order.
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31 Oct 02 at 9:16 pm #