i was just watching Something to Talk About, a movie i thought i had seen about 293,821 times. but apparently i didn’t pay attention any of those times because i thought the movie ended after the grand prix when dennis and julia danced. but the movie goes on for like another 20 minutes after that– [...]
November, 2002
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Nov 02
driving myself batty
i’ve had an idea for something to write about nagging me all day. it’s right on the peripheral of my brain. it came to me in the middle of the night– it woke me up at 4 this morning. but i was tired and i couldn’t find my glasses or a pen. so i just [...]
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Nov 02
greedy pig fucker
still wondering what to get your favorite internet sweetheart? i’ll take one Songbook, thank you very, very much!
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Nov 02
smug self-satisfaction
nothing gives me a greater sense of smug self-satisfaction then finding the perfect gift for someone you thought would be impossible to buy for.
in other news, i am a weak, weak card-buying junkie. after all the card-buying hooha of last weekend, i went out and bought MORE cards. so, if i don’t have your [...]
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Nov 02
through the eyesof a child
images of thanksgiving 2002 courtesy of jaycie, 5 and max, 4:
giraffe and stocking feet
aunt jodi
we got apps
i increased my unbeaten streak
sister #2
thanksgiving princess
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Nov 02
giving thanks
and on this day i give thanks for:
the sister club
the peanut
my sweet booba
princess jaycie
the outlaw
all you darling ones
27
Nov 02
a gift the internet’s sweetheart will love
if you are wondering what to get your favorite internet sweetheart (yes, that would be me), i would love this more than anything else i can imagine.
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Nov 02
so i sing a song of love
for the love of my family i braved the day before thanksgiving inhumanity that is called the grocery store.
it was not a total wash, because i was checked out by julia. julia rocks and if there were like an award for best supermarket checkerouter, surely julia would win it every year. she rules. she’s friendly, [...]
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Nov 02
outbid
i drew sister #4’s name for christmas. on her lsit of stuff she wants she included the Saved By the Bell board game. yes, i know– but it’s what she wants. so being the dutiful sister, i placed by bid on ebay and just got notification that i was outbid! can you believe there are [...]
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Nov 02
kick me when i’m down
and when you don’t think things could be any worse they tell you: “and she’ll be the final approval on everything print, you know, to make sure things are consistent.”
yeah, because she’s been here all of four hours and she knows.
ouch.
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Nov 02
dirty confession #843
i have to admit that i love Runaway Bride (1999). i’m sorry, but i do. when ike says to maggie, “you want someone who wakes you up in the morning because he can’t wait to hear what you have to say” i get all gooey inside. i’m a sucker.
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Nov 02
on the prowl
the sister club and i prowled tj maxx and more looking for stuff, nothing in particular– just stuff. i happened upon a giant display of super cool christmas cards. i pondered and picked, waffled and choose. i made my final decision, and trotted off to find the club and get their stamp of approval– [...]
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Nov 02
return of your favorite iwilldare.com feature
i present to you sick in bedhead, bow in the presence of its magnificance.
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Nov 02
congealed brick of snot
Aleve® Cold and Sinus sucks giant donkey balls. i took this crap like three hours ago and i feel not better. i still can’t breathe and i still have the fizzy sneezy feeling behind my eyes. the only thing that even remotely helped was some pepper jack cheese– i ate that and then was able [...]
