Nov 23 2002
congealed brick of snot
Aleve® Cold and Sinus sucks giant donkey balls. i took this crap like three hours ago and i feel not better. i still can’t breathe and i still have the fizzy sneezy feeling behind my eyes. the only thing that even remotely helped was some pepper jack cheese– i ate that and then was able to breathe for about 10 minutes.


Alka Seltzer night-time cold medicine tastes like ass, but nothing works better (for me, at least).
24 Nov 02 at 12:04 am #tylenol cold and sinus
or better yet
tussionex cough medicine only in prescription though but it has the wonderful gosh loving codeine mmmmmmmmm* night night baby
24 Nov 02 at 6:45 am #sushi with extra wasabi. like, mix the wasabi up with just a tiny bit of soy sauce so it’s thick like green mustard. dip the sushi in it and eat. it will blind you for a second. wash down with lots of very cold sapporo.
if you do not like sushi you can still eat wasabe, just do it with tempura or something.
if you don’t like beer, use sake. if you don’t drink alcohol, use more wasabi followed by tea.
25 Nov 02 at 6:33 pm #