Dec 09 2002
in the interest of darling one safety
since i care for you darling ones, and i want you to be safe. i am going to share with you this tip from the bag of Starburst Hard Candy that sonja just bought. this is taken right off the bag, i’m not even kidding.
enjoyment tip:
While enjoying candy or other food, avoid activities that could cause it/them to accidentally lodge in your throat.
now, go forth and eat candy or other food safely thanks to me and your good friends at Starburst.
Hey Jodi what is sad is we know there was some monkey fool jumping rope and sucking on a starburst and it got stuck in his (or her)..wait..no it was HIS throat and he choked and sued Mr. Starburst for like 10.5 bazillion dollars and he WON cuz Mr. Starburst forgot to put a choking hazard on a hard candy … Thanks for the caring moment none the less
09 Dec 02 at 9:56 pm #Sounds like the warning on hairdryers of “Do not use this product while sleeping.” Some moron thought, “I’ll take a shower before bed, the put the hairdryer on the pillow next to me and let it dry my hair while I sleep!” I believe anyone following THAT kind of logic should deserve the firey demise they’ve so richly earned.
10 Dec 02 at 7:18 am #DO NOT use hairdryer while IN shower…yea explain that one!…
10 Dec 02 at 8:25 pm #i heard of a man who was in his winnebago and went to fix himself a cup of coffee, well the winnebago went off the road and he sued the winnebago people for 1million dollars and a new winnebago because the instructions did not say anything about not having auto-PIoLET! >_DO NOT use hairdryer while IN shower…yea explain that one!…
i heard of a man who was in his winnebago and went to fix himself a cup of coffee, well the winnebago went off the road and he sued the winnebago people for 1million dollars and a new winnebago because the instructions did not say anything about not having auto-PIoLET! >_