Dec 14 2002

a creepy, creepy christmas

kmart must be stopped from showing their uber creepy christmas commercial ever again. it’s completely disturbing. the commercial features this totally ripped guy dancing around quite queerly in a silver present. but that’s not the disturbing part. what’s disturbing is that he takes off the present to reveal his christmas-themed joe boxers. only they don’t look like boxers, it looks like he’s wearing a miniskirt with white-fur trim. and he keeps dancing and his junk’s all flopping around and it’s just the most disturbing thing i’ve seen on tv in forever.

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Posted on Sat, 14 December 2002 at 9:37 pm

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michelle

i agree… absolutely the most disturbing thing on television.

i cannot express how much i hate those ads. it’s a series. he started out with one over the summer, him doing the same annoying dance, same annoying music. now he’s got two — the christmas “present” one and him with a group of girls, doing his dance…
15 Dec 02 at 12:30 am #
Anonymous

sorry, but I love those commercials. That guy is willing to dance like when you’re a kid and isn’t ashamed. to me it’s the showing the true joy of life.
15 Dec 02 at 8:37 am #
Anonymous

sorry, but I love those commercials. That guy is willing to dance like when you’re a kid and isn’t ashamed. to me it’s the showing the true joy of life.
15 Dec 02 at 8:37 am #
- t.

The true joy of life (or in this case Christmas) is showing off your package?
15 Dec 02 at 10:08 am #
heather

i like it, too. i laughed and i laughed when i realized what it was. heck, i’m laughing right now remembering it!
15 Dec 02 at 12:19 pm #
Genevieve

Then you probably don’t want to go to this link…
http://66.240.142.163/joeboxer.asp
15 Dec 02 at 4:36 pm #
robin

just went to genevieve’s link to see… i thought it was kinda cute. sorry
16 Dec 02 at 8:44 pm #

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