we didn’t cheat.

i was just sitting here playing some speed marbles and not really thinking. letting the morning wash over me with possibilities. when i was suddenly smacked right in the face with the fact that nobody wants to be with me. because if someone wanted to be with me, they would be with me. they’d move [...]

i love this post by sister #3. i can’t wait to be a mom.

new hair

you will be sad to learn that the whores don’t live at the flying cloud airport anymore. someone took down the words on the sign. now all that’s there is a phone number.

well we still don’t know what’s going on with the lesions on sister #4’s breasts. the trip to the knocker doctor was no help at all, since they pretty much dismissed her and claimed it was a skin problem. she was there for six minutes. so really, we have no idea what’s going on at [...]

last night i had the oogiest of sex dreams (making it the third night in a row where i’ve dreamed about sex)– i dreamt i was a hooker and that the director of sales rented me.
gross.

every day on my way to work i drive by the flying cloud airport. today someone had rearranged the letter on one of the signs. it said “Whores Live Here” and then a phone number. I wish i could remember what it was supposed to say, but i can’t seem to figure it out just [...]

T.J. Hooligan’s was unusually packed for a Saturday afternoon. Sister #4 and I had grabbed one of the remaining available tables and cursed our luck for having to sit next to the door. Sitting next to the door, is no treat during January in Minnesota.
We sat across from each other and studied the menus we’d [...]

i’ve returned home to my humble abode after a mind-numbingly boring day at work and the bowling alley. already, i long for the mind-numbingness. because even in all the boredom there were distractions– link copy to write, surveys to proof, beers to get, shoes to rent.
but here, at home, by myself, the melancholy and worry [...]

i just read an entire article about Mascara and damn if it wasn’t the most interesting thing i’ve read all day.

i just sent this e-mail to everyone i know and U.S. Sen. Dick Durbin (because he said Burnt Sienna was his favorite crayon):
Friends, Romans, Color Crayon Users, lend me your ears
I come to praise Burnt Sienna, not to bury him
You see, Crayola� has started a nefarious campaign to rid crayon boxes around the planet of [...]

jena’s made a lovely button! and wendy’s helping too! c’mon gang– let’s let’s save burnt sienna.

ok darling ones, i need your help. i think my whole world is about to crumble before my very eyes.
you all know how very much i love burnt sienna. it’s my very favorite crayon. of all the colors in the crayola box, burnt sienna is the best. i’ve loved it for as long as i [...]

mom, sisters #3 and #4, aunt cappy and i have all placed a little wager on tonights Golden Globe Awards. aunt cap had a ballot from TV Guide. so we all wrote down our guesses for the top awards. Here’s mine:
Best Motion Picture Drama: The Hours
Best Performance by an Actress in a Motion Picture Drama: [...]