while working the bowling tournament with sister #2 on sunday, i hurt myself.
i was digging around in the little refrigerator we keep under the bar. i’m not sure what i was digging for– a diet coke or bottle of water or something. i don’t know how i did it buy i managed to crack my [...]

i am cured! ryan adams did the trick. now i’m singing “hey there mrs. lovely” instead of this little light of mine.
phew, that was close.

i woke up this morning singing “this little light of mine, i’m gonna let it shine, this little light of mine, i’m gonna let it shine.”
i don’t know why. i don’t even know anymore words to the song. and worst of all, i don’t know how to make it stop.

so, i’m curious. Is American Girl by Dead Can Dance the only song on earth that contains both surreptitious and somnambulistic? I’m betting it is. this song makes me think of my pal ngruk from my old alt.music.soulcoughing days. i wonder what he’s up to.

some eggersly goodness for your monday morning.

yesterday, sister #2 sent a little email with the subject line: Take Action: Send a Condom to Africa in the President’s Name to the whole fam. my dad flipped. he’s pretty sure she’s gone off the deep-end. he really flipped after seeing that email and then watching me hand over a book called “good in [...]

i think we should petition congress to pass a bill that states it cannot be monday until every man, woman and child has had enough time in the weekend to read for two hours and masturbate three times.

driving home from the bowling alley tonight, i decided to flip the dial and tune into mix 104– an 80s station. the songlist included:
oh sherry by steve perry
wild thing by tone loc
unskinny bop by poison.
i am not ashamed to admit that i sang every single word of all these songs at the top of my [...]

see how terribly spoiled i am?

for the first time in over a week i’m starting to feel a little like my old self. the past few weeks have been merciless in their pace. workworkworkmemphisnashvilleworkworkworkworkbowlingbowling. bah!
but i don’t have to be at the bowling alley until 1 this afternoon. i’m doing laundry and i couldn’t be happier. i finally downloaded my [...]

my friend ed sent me a picture of the prior lake state bank sign. it’s right accross the street from here. sadly, i didn’t get to see it.

the one thing i always thought i was good at was sitting on my ass. really, i thought that perhaps i was the all-time king best ass sitter on-er.
i am not.
i just spent the last 8 hours trying to sit on my ass and going absolutely bull-goose looney. it’s hard to sit on one’s [...]

in another weird bit of gift giving, the outlaw and i both gave each other Songbook

the outlaw spoils me rotten.