naked team bowling
dad and i were sitting at hooligans after the birthday party– (which was for my beloved mary’s dauther):
“so, how open minded are you?” he asked.
“i’m pretty open minded,” i said.
“well, we’ve got. . . ” he stopped and looked at the guy standing next to our table monkeying with a remote control for the tv above our heads.
“what?”
“well, we’ve got a nudist club that wants to come bowling.”
“a what?”
“a nudist club.”
“so they wouldn’t wear any clothes?”
“no.”
“where would i look? would we let them sit on the benches?”
“well yes.”
“Why do the nudists want to go bowling?”
“i don’t know,” he said. “they play volleyball and shuffleboard.”
“yeah, but that’s outside. the sun on their skins, that i can understand. but bowling?”
“i know.”
“so when are they coming?”
“i’m not sure,” he said. “they want to come in and check the place out. they are real concerned about windows.”
“i’m real concerned about their naked butts on our benches. do they realize they will have to wear socks and shoes?” i asked.
“i’ll make sure to tell them.”
so yeah, maybe i’ll get to work the naked bowling party.
You should so take pictures!! You can fuzz out the “bits”, but man, nudist bowling!!! That would make a gallery worthy show, I think.
14 Jun 03 at 9:17 pm #Take the nudists bowling… take them bowling… bowling :).
14 Jun 03 at 11:35 pm #I just get this vision of nudist with bowling shoes on and start laughing hysterically….
-d
15 Jun 03 at 1:17 am #This will be a GREAT short story!
15 Jun 03 at 1:38 pm #Let me know if you need help working that night.
I am SO there. Even if I have to fly in.
16 Jun 03 at 2:29 am #The puns… Ball returns, Ball waxing, Ball drilling, putting some spin on the ball, standing over the air vent to dry out… My head is spinning…
16 Jun 03 at 7:23 am #Oh how opportune, I just heard on television the other day that nudists usually carry a towel with them, so they can sit and not compromise others with their bodily secretions. So make sure they all have their towels and you won’t have to worry about the benches. I’m imagining the view you’d get when they bend over to release the ball into the lane, you might have to wear sunglasses.
16 Jun 03 at 9:43 am #HI ALL.WE HAVE NAKED BOWLING EVERY SAT NITE. IT IS FUN WE HAVE A WOMAN MENS AND MIXED COUPLE LEAGUE IT STARTS AT 11 PM TILL 5 AM SUNDAY COME JOIN THE FUN .CALL FOR DETAILS JIM @603-467-5823
01 Nov 03 at 7:23 am #i like to find a place where i can bowl naked do you have naked bowling
21 Mar 04 at 6:03 pm #