Sep 02 2003
lack of booty causes problems
you know, i’ve decided if my ass were bigger i wouldn’t have the pants falling down problem that i am currently experiencing.
maybe i need a belt or something.
Even Here We Are
I'm Jodi Chromey, a writer who lives in Minnesota. This is the story of my life. You can reach me at jodi@iwilldare.com.
the latest: Liam is sitting on my lap and I'm singing Paul Westerberg songs to him. "That's a bad song," he says. "You're a bad song," I tell him. #
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Recently Dared
- At least she’s okay (15)
- Lerren: Having gone through this a few times, you have my deepest and sincerest sympathies, and the same goes out to...
- Imethisguy: I’m sorry to hear about that. Please give my best to you mom, and take care of yourself, too.
- christa: oh! sorry to hear about your mom! i’m glad she is doing okay now. hang in there, friend.
- V is For Victory: I’m glad your mom is okay, but shit! How scary! I’m praying for your mom and your...
- Robin: Shit. I’m really sorry. I hope she makes a quick recovery and that you and the rest of the family gets...
- danielle: Your mom, your family, and especially you are in our prayers tonight. And Dominic prays really hard
- At least she’s okay (15)
Minnesota Reads-
You & I Are Gonna Be Friends
- Paul Westerberg.net
- Bittersweetheart
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Etc.
I have that problem lately! Better than the “I can’t get these pants to button” problem, eh?
02 Sep 03 at 9:08 pm #DUDE! I totally get that!
02 Sep 03 at 9:08 pm #Perhaps you are in need of the new, space aged technology called a “belt”.
Congrats on losing enough weight that the pants are falling off by themselves. I have to rig MY pants up with a special pulley-and-rope system to get mine to drop down when I want them to.
03 Sep 03 at 6:48 am #