Dec 19 2003

i’ll have whatever she’s having

i think i might have just had an orgasm right here in my chair at work. i just tried the Mint M&Ms and they are tasty delight. you really gotta get a bag, right now. serious.

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Posted on Fri, 19 December 2003 at 10:28 am

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UH

Did it make you squirm and squeal with delight? Do tell!
19 Dec 03 at 12:24 pm #
girl

I’ve grown rather fond of the limited edition mint hershey kisses. but I get really sick if I eat too many in one sitting.
19 Dec 03 at 4:54 pm #
Trishie

If I knew orgasms were THAT easy, I’d just go by myself a damn bag of those things.
20 Dec 03 at 12:50 am #
Aden

I bought a bag today following your orders, and OH my…words just cannot describe the tasty goodness of Mint M&M’s!
20 Dec 03 at 6:03 pm #

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