abrupt change of plans
jaycie and max are now coming to my house tonight, instead of being sat at casa de los parentos. this should prove most interesting– since my apartment is highly unchild friendly. i mean really, i’m a 31-year-old single woman with not so many friends, please feel free to let your imagination run wild.
look forward to exclusive interviews with the smartest six-year-old girl and the funniest five-year-old boy on the planet later this evening.
Thomas
March 16th 2004 - 4:16pm
Febreeze, Febreeze, Febreeze!
Rent Disney movies and hide the “Grown-up Toys”.
Then, wake them up before their parents come home, give them some Mt. Dew, marshamallows and chocolate chip cookies. Then send them home jittery, wired and wide awake.
Unless you want them to come back. In such case, feed them turkey, milk and read them stories. A dose of children’s Motrin works too, in case they have a “headache”.