Mar 31 2004

think of me and try not to laugh

the FDA has just announced that greenbag starburst jellybeans and diet coke with lime are the new breakfast of champions. expect to see my face on the bag of jellybeans soon.

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Posted on Wed, 31 March 2004 at 10:15 am

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Thomas

Oh dear… This isn’t going to turn out like the “Life cereal’s Mikey ate Pop Rocks whole, then washed them down with Coke right before a sex scene in a soft-core porno, and the jostling made his stomach explode, and no one noticed because they thought he was acting out an orgasm” urban legend, is it?
31 Mar 04 at 11:10 am #
Tam

I’m not sure I’m a big fan of Diet Coke with Lime, but the new breakfast of champions HAS to be healthier than the one the FDA approved when I was in college. Nothing like a Jolt cola and a pack of twinkies to make sure you’d stay awake in your 8 AM Econ class. (I’m getting sick just thinking about it. I can’t believe I used to do that twice a week.)
31 Mar 04 at 11:30 am #
Anne

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Horrid. Although I have been craving some Ding Dongs lately …
31 Mar 04 at 9:18 pm #

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