current crushes, a list
- the song “The Good Times are Killing Me” by Modest Mouse
- the writer minion, even though she’s not here today
- the book A Girl Becomes a Comma Like That
- nice-eyed skatercutie from writing class
- zucchini
- the phrase “____ rocks the casbah” and it doesn’t help that Casbah [('kaz-ba) n 1: a North African castle or fortress *2: the native section of a North African city] is the word of the day
- all the smart, smart women in my bookclub
- fresh strawberries
- my new pink toothbrush
- freecell
- the short story that’s nearly finished call “Drive a Truck Straight Through” by me
- gmail
- my work to-do list for 28Jun04-02Jul04 with 10 of 15 things crossed off
- the way yellow sprees make my eye do that twittering thing like i have a weird tic


You don’t have a wierd tic? Damn, the fantasy is spoiled.
I dated an epileptic girl who I was afraid of being intimate with. I feared that if we were in flagrante delicto, and she had a petite mal seizure, I wouldn’t be able to differentiate it from just doing a good job.
01 Jul 04 at 7:26 am #