Jul 15 2004
herbal essences
“did you start using some new hair product or something?” the artguy asked standing outside my cube.
“i didn’t even wash my hair, why?”
“well, i came around the corner and i was pummeled with the scent of new hair product.”
“thanks for assuming it’s me,” i said. “it could be the minion.”
“i’m not a stinky minion,” she said.
and really, it was much funnier when it happened than when i just retyped it right now.
i want a minion! but definitely not a stinky minion. why does everyone in minnesota seem to have a minion? maybe i can get one while i’m there and bring them back with me.
how the heck would i declare that, i wonder?
15 Jul 04 at 3:36 pm #Minionsota.
15 Jul 04 at 8:13 pm #We pay higher taxes in Minnesota. One of the things that buys us is a personal minion. They aren’t much use, though, unless you’re evil.
Note: Minions never wear underwear (if they’re worth their salt).
16 Jul 04 at 6:09 pm #