Sep 20 2004
a drunken conversation from the cabin
an actual conversation from saturday afternoon, while drunk [this occured before the burnt lasagna and the movie marathon]
“you mean you could have just gone over there an had sex?” FFJ asked.
“yes,” i said.
“the sex was guaranteed?”
“uhuh.”
“man,” she said. “i can’t believe you turned down the booty call. what were you thinking?”
“i know! i wasn’t thinking.”
“he’s cute?”
“yes, very cute.”
“and you like him?” she asked.
“yeah, i like him.”
“hell, i don’t know if i’d turn down a booty call from someone i don’t like,” she said. “guaranteed sex, sheesh.”
thus we decided i might be the stupidest person on earth.
Tags: conversation, Darling Jason, FFJ
Posted on Mon, 20 September 2004 at 10:56 am
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don’t feel bad, i’ve been turning down the guaranteed sex for over a year now. i think that makes me the idiot.
20 Sep 04 at 11:29 am #My wife has you both beat! she’s been turning down sex off and on for 6 years now.
20 Sep 04 at 1:30 pm #i am offically naming myself Lead Supervisor Team Manager VIP of the jodiverse call center. next time that booty call comes, i’ll make sure the call gets the special handling it needs.
20 Sep 04 at 2:17 pm #