Oct 25 2004
i am the worst aunt ever
after all that hooha i wrote about max’s birthday, i forgot to fucking call him. i forgot to call my booba on his birthday! i just remember to call him right now and he’s already sleeping. damnit. curses to me and my preoccupied mind. i suck ass. boo! hiss! bad aunt, bad aunt.
Maybe you should write a kid’s book, Mizz Jodi. It could be called, “The Bad Ant,” and it would be all about this little ant that went around and it beat itself over the head for every little thing. Until Mister Grasshopper (or whatever) comes along and shows it that - hey! - we’re all just insects, and our struggles are universal. And there’s no use in beating ourselves up over things we can’t change now.
And then the “bad ant” would becomes a “good ant.” It’d be kind of like a catepillar / butterfly thing. Only with ants!
PS - Don’t you feed that bear.
26 Oct 04 at 11:07 am #should i write this one before or after i write about sammy snowshoes the racing penguin?
26 Oct 04 at 11:13 am #TOO LATE! I’ve already staked my claim on that one, so there.
26 Oct 04 at 11:24 am #dude i get 10% then. i invented sammy!
26 Oct 04 at 11:36 am #