Nov 09 2004

come on amuse me, just for a little while

i got this from FFJ, some questions for you, darling ones.
Who should play Jodi in the movie version of her life?
Who would play her leading man?
What is Jodi’s theme song?
What is Jodi’s greatest mutant power?
When Jodi is canonized, she will be the patron saint of what?
When Jodi is elected president, who will be her running mate?

also, when the boys (that’d be artguy, freelancer, and fingol the elvish druid) all start talking about the navy and military service the only thing you can do to counteract is turn up Dusty Springfield’s “Son of a Preacher Man” really, really loud. i blame the treat table, there are lingerers and lurkers all up in my shit today. worker bees are drawn to free food.

Tags: artguy, Friends, worker bee

Posted on Tue, 09 November 2004 at 10:46 am

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Thomas

Who should play Jodi in the movie version of her life?

Jodi. No one else could do her life justice.

Who would play her leading man?

St. Paul

What is Jodi’s theme song?

Achin’ to be

What is Jodi’s greatest mutant power?

Dream realization

When Jodi is canonized, she will be the patron saint of what?

Writers

When Jodi is elected president, who will be her running mate?

Heathen, because he jibes with her politically.
09 Nov 04 at 11:40 am #
CooterAng

I just came over for a visit to say HEY! Don’t know ya, never met ya, but Thomas sez you need some cheerin’. After lurking about, I realize the caramel filled nestle’s are not cutting it. And if chocolate can’t save ya from the mung, then I say you should go have a two martini lunch. Nothin’ a little Sapphire wouldn’t take care of, eh? Any which way, Jodi, I hope you’re feeling better soon.
09 Nov 04 at 11:51 am #
ffj

Who should play Jodi in the movie version of her life?
RuPaul

Who would play her leading man?
Johnny Depp

What is Jodi’s theme song?
I Will Dare

What is Jodi’s greatest mutant power?
Speed Reading

When Jodi is canonized, she will be the patron saint of what?
Freezer Burn

When Jodi is elected president, who will be her running mate?
Max
09 Nov 04 at 1:04 pm #
UH

Who should play Jodi in the movie version of her life?

- Camryn Manheim.

Who would play her leading man?

- Me, duh.

What is Jodi’s theme song?

- She Bop

What is Jodi’s greatest mutant power?

- Her breasts can turn men to jelly.

When Jodi is canonized, she will be the patron saint of what?

- Underwires

When Jodi is elected president, who will be her running mate?

- You can’t go wrong with Gloria Estefan.
09 Nov 04 at 4:04 pm #
jodi

Who should play Jodi in the movie version of her life?
� vince vaughn, in drag

Who would play her leading man?
� casper the friendly ghost

What is Jodi’s theme song?
� everyday i write the book

What is Jodi’s greatest mutant power?
� flicking bad drivers in the ear with a wink of her eye

When Jodi is canonized, she will be the patron saint of what?
� waffles with peanut butter

When Jodi is elected president, who will be her running mate?
� paul westerberg
09 Nov 04 at 8:56 pm #

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