Nov 22 2004

mourning the end of pantslessness

i’m at the point during the annual clean-a-thon where i think it would just be easier to move than to clean this crap. how can one single woman have so much garbage? really? also it is now your job to breka my fingers should i ever buy another pen and/or journal. i have unearthed no less that SIX unused journally type notebooks. SIX.

in other news we must mourn. i have to go put on pants so i can take mamala to the car repair shop to put on her car. today’s goal was kinda to not wear pants at all. boo!

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Posted on Mon, 22 November 2004 at 11:35 am

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Thomas

Pants!?!? NOOOOOOOO!!!
22 Nov 04 at 1:27 pm #
ROFL!!!

Thank you, gopher!

DON’T YOU FEED THAT BEAR!

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
22 Nov 04 at 1:42 pm #
Wendy

You could have still taken care of bidness with your ma and not wore pants.
22 Nov 04 at 2:09 pm #
Crazed

Who says you have to wear pants? Maybe your mom would’ve gotten a discount if you hadn’t have worn them. Today could be Show Off Your Gams for 10% Off day.
22 Nov 04 at 3:34 pm #

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