i’ve decided that sometime in the future i would very much like to marry A.C. Newman. i hope he’s not midgety short. he looks tall. but then everyone looks tall on the internet.

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  1. A.C. hadn’t really made my radar…already downloaded “Homemade Bombs In The Afternoon”, sounds great!

    As for his height…I think there are plenty of pictures on his website where, unless they took them around a bunch of smaller-than-normal items, you can tell he’s pretty tall.

    30 Nov 04 at 2:27 pm #
  2. Carl Newman

    I am 5′10″. I hope that doesn’t make me midgety short.

    02 Dec 04 at 9:21 am #
  3. jodi

    that makes you a mere one inch away from midgety short. you’re lucky AC. ’sides you got the red hair and that’s bound to buy you some bonus points. so, if you’re not busy you wanna get married or something?

    02 Dec 04 at 9:33 am #
  4. Carl Newman

    Sure, but only if I can continue to bang my girlfriend on the side. Please RSVP. Thank you.

    02 Dec 04 at 2:11 pm #
  5. jodi

    perhaps, but what’s in it for me?

    02 Dec 04 at 2:21 pm #
  6. Carlos Newman

    My orange hair, of course. And an orgasm marathon.

    02 Dec 04 at 2:58 pm #
  7. jodi

    will there be any leftover for me? what about the side banging of the gf? i mean, i can be pretty demanding.

    02 Dec 04 at 2:59 pm #
  8. Carly Newmy

    There will be plenty of leftovers for you. I am Mr. Leftover (actually, that’s the name of my cat).

    02 Dec 04 at 4:58 pm #
  9. jodi

    well let’s get this straight mr. newmy. the party of the first part and the party of the second part must agree that any side banging of the party of the third part will be henceforth referred to as getting the leftovers.

    got it?

    03 Dec 04 at 10:09 am #
  10. Carl Newman

    Can it be called sloppy seconds?

    03 Dec 04 at 11:22 am #
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