four reasons you should tell me to suck it should i whine about not ever getting any phonecalls ever
doot-doot-doot-doot- went the broken dial tone announcing that voice mail is waiting for me. i had to go over to my desk to look at the bright pink post it containing the voice mail number.
you have four new messages.
message one sent Monday January 10,
“hi jodi, it’s mom i just wanted to let you know that tracy left an invitation for cade and nolie’s birthday party at the bowling alley.
message two sent Wednesday January 12,
“hey it’s me, i heard you didn’t get fired, call me.”
message three sent Thursday January 13
“hi it’s kari, i’ve called just about every number i ever had for you, so if you get like 6 missed calls, it’s me. give me a call.”
message four sent Friday January 14
“heeeeyy. . . ” it was FFJ discussing top-secret FFJ stuff, so top-secret and on and on and on that she got cut off. which cracks me up, because i thought i was the only person who ever got cut off my machines and voice mail.
i’ve decided that i need a phone that glows green when there’s voice mail. because i never think to check it until i have to call someone and i don’t call people using my real phone too often.
Or just get rid of the landline and go cell-only like the cool kids.
19 Jan 05 at 8:22 pm #