• webboy, because he made me laugh so hard at lunch that my forehead hit the table and stuff shot from my nose.
• Hershey’s Take 5 candybars. forgive me darling ones for i have sinned. i told myself i could never, ever buy another one of these chocolate covered crack confections, but when i went to the gas station today to get some cash and diet coke with lime there they were starring up at me in the 2 for $1 bin. what do you expect of me? i am only human.
• Max Tivoli
• Tito because he was talking about Max.
• sister #2 because she was telling me how “i just want to help the world. . .” and then she paused for two beats “be more like me.”
• pork chops, they are the other white meat
• the phrases “dick cheese” and “booger breath”
• the perfectly cubed cube of silly putty sitting on my desk (it’s seamus’ silly putty, i just have temporary custody)
• ted leo and the pharmacists
Even Here We Are
I'm Jodi, a writer who lives in Minnesota. This is the story of my life. You can reach me at jodi@iwilldare.com.
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