9:56 pm, 28.Feb.05 · 5 Comments

i think everything’s fixed and cleaned-up. i think it is. i’m not entirely sure, and right now i haven’t the energy to find out. some time over the weekend i’ve contracted the plauge again and it’s really hard to stay vertical for more than 3 hours at a time.
good night darling ones.

8:11 am, 28.Feb.05 · Comments Off

as you can see we here at supergenius headquarters are experiencing some technical difficulities. things will be ironed out soon. in the meantime the comments aren’t working at all.
also, just so you know, we have the best ever host ever. and if you ever need a host, you should use cornerhost, because they rock [...]

11:00 pm, 27.Feb.05 · Comments Off

i was gonna say it was seeing Adam Duritz of the Counting Crows looking like a chubby Sideshow Bob, but no, my dad beat him out.
yes, my dad. after proclaiming that Natalie Portman was probably number five on his list, he went on to proclaim mom was number 1 and janet jackson was number 2.
janet [...]

10:11 am, 25.Feb.05 · Comments Off

ok jerkies, it’s time to pony up. The Current is having its first fund-drive. if you want really cool radio to work you should throw some bucks their way, and then maybe the idea will catch on and you too can have a kick-ass radio station in your town.

1:15 pm, 23.Feb.05 · 1 Comment

guess who just got an e-mail out of the big wide blue from sweet sweet rob?
it was me.

11:36 am, 23.Feb.05 · 12 Comments

1. i’ve gone to the bathroom three times since i got to work at 9 a.m. is this much peeing normal?
2. my left hand is so cold i’m afraid it’s going to fall off (my right hand is not so cold because i have it wedged between my thighs, because i need the left hand [...]

9:38 am, 23.Feb.05 · 1 Comment

if i were living in the torrential rains of southern california, i’d be set. the jeans i’m wearing are perfect for floods, mudslides, and showing off your nifty socks. i don’t even know what possessed me to put on these damn pants this morning (it might have something to do with a strict corporate policy [...]

11:45 am, 22.Feb.05 · 1 Comment

pitchfork media does a fabulous write up of my new BFF, 89.3 The Current (thanks darlingjason), which is currently playing a live version of Soul Asylum’s “Somebody to Shove.”
(p.s. that’s their headline, not mine. because i really hate the word eclectic).

12:56 pm, 21.Feb.05 · 6 Comments

when we last left, bridezilla and supergenius had just finished the battle heretofore known as The Ostentatious Display of Attendants. supergenius left stunned and defeated, but all was not lost because a mere two weeks later bridezilla (aka sister #4) had caved in to the supergenius relentless pleas to be only an usher in bridezilla’s [...]

11:17 pm, 19.Feb.05 · 6 Comments

tonight i got to play grumpy tech support person for sister #3. seems her computer was knocked up by some sort of something that caused it to produce copious amounts of annoying pop-up windows advertising gay porn. since i am a good sister and since i’m going to need an oil change in about a [...]

2:21 pm, 19.Feb.05 · 2 Comments

the 378th Sloppy Joe Bowling Tournament (SJBT) began this morning. the tournament got its name because the bowlers seem to be insane sloppy joe freaks. i can’t quite understand why, because it’s ground beef and a can of manwich. i know there’s nothing quite like a manwich sandwich, but come on. you would think that [...]

11:09 pm, 18.Feb.05 · Comments Off

so the apartment, cute but roughly the size of ruby’s truck bed. there would be no way i could fit my fabulous blue couch, the sexxy red chair + five overflowing bookcases in that place, much less my desk and other accoutrements. so sad. the search continues.
in other disturbing news, i have to be at [...]

7:36 pm, 17.Feb.05 · 7 Comments

guess who has an appointment to look at a new apartment tomorrow? i am so excited i could pee pants. it’s on the 3rd floor, has a washer and dryer in the apartment AND it’s only $50 more expensive than the mold emporium that i currently live in. granted it’s in satan’s armpit, currently known [...]

12:51 pm, 17.Feb.05 · 3 Comments

dear very smart beautiful cousin whom i love,
i think you might want to check your calendar. despite what the lovely foward that you so lovingly forwarded to me states, i’m pretty sure that today is NOT International Very Good Looking, Damn Smart Woman’s Day.
why? because according to my records International Very Good Looking, Damn [...]

11:10 am, 17.Feb.05 · 13 Comments

you know what the English language really needs? it needs a word for the situation where you’re just sitting working or driving in your car or just generally doing something that doesn’t involve trying to remember what you were dreaming about when like a bolt of lightning from nowhere a scene from the dream you [...]