reasons not to read ‘Geek Love’ before bed
1. you will dream that your new nephew liam has six ears and is five months old already.
2. in the same dream you will dream your sister #2 has had a baby girl she calls lindsay who is a month old and can talk and that she’s pregnant again and no matter how much you ask her how she can be five months pregnant when she just gave birth to a one month old she will look at you like you are retarded and everyone else will think it is not a big deal.
3. you will dream, in the very same dream that you live upstairs from the Armstrongs.
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