May 24 2005

the to do list of a sick supergenius

1. pick up some vittles with vitamins for supper
2. and some cookies
3. see if the eyeliners are on iTunes since they are fast becoming your favorite band of the moment
4. carve sinuses out of face with a spork
P. have some tea with lime and honey
6. act like i totally cleaned the kitchen when i said i would even though i haven’t
7. pray for a quick and early release from your cold-ravaged body
8. go to sleep before 1:30 in the morning
9.

do you see self-pity party on there anywhere? see, i am growing up!

Tags: There is no five

Posted on Tue, 24 May 2005 at 2:59 pm

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This post has 4 comments. Add your own.

lori

For the love of God, girl, how do you end up sick so often? Do you lick the buttons in the elevator? I don’t know what goes on in Minnesota, but maybe you should consider relocating to sunny Springfield, IL!
24 May 05 at 5:04 pm #
jodi

i think a lot ofit is the shitty, shitty weather, and i work with people who travel a lot and bring home all sorts of weird germs from canada.
24 May 05 at 5:05 pm #
PeeWee

I think I like Lori’s contagion better. The thought of licking elevator buttons is slightly arousing. (kidding!)
24 May 05 at 11:32 pm #
JackassJimmy

Please make sure the vitamins and cookies are of the tasty variety.

Tea will do more than the spork.

Eat chocolate.

Listen to music as you stare into space.

Don’t forget to invite me.

Get better soon!
JJ
25 May 05 at 5:52 am #

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