Jun 13 2005

losing my religion, err, i mean losing my virginity

tonight, i’m going to lose my virginity with wendy. she has invited me the St. Paul Saints baseball game and it will be the first baseball game i have ever attended. ever. i’m 33-years-old and i’ve never attended a baseball game, i think there might be something wrong with me. i’m so excited i can hardly sit still.

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Posted on Mon, 13 June 2005 at 1:22 pm

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UH

Baseball is awesome. You’ll have a good time, but make sure to keep your eye on the field of play at all times - wouldn’t want to catch a foul ball upside the head or anything!
13 Jun 05 at 3:25 pm #
wendy

dude - are you serious? your 1st ever?

i’m such a pimp.
13 Jun 05 at 4:05 pm #
jodi

yes, my first ever. please me gentle!
13 Jun 05 at 4:06 pm #
Poppy

Be warned - Wendy likes it rough.
13 Jun 05 at 4:37 pm #
PeeWee

Don’t let Wendy get to third base, and you will be fine.
13 Jun 05 at 5:31 pm #
Holtz

How’d you enjoy the rain?
14 Jun 05 at 8:01 pm #

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