Jun 30 2005

and then i beat him about the head and neck with a big, heavy stapler

“look, your nose is red from laughing so hard,” kappa said.
“it is not,” i said. “it’s red with the effort it takes to produce a vesuvian-like zit that is causing even more pain than my breasts are at the moment.”
“ok, rudolph,” he said. “sorry i mentioned it.”

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Posted on Thu, 30 June 2005 at 4:07 pm

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