Jun 30 2005

this is how people nearly die in senseless car accidents

driving home from work, i was so engrossed in a particularly vivid sex fantasy that i totally missed my turn and ended up in a heretofore unknown part of bloomington. and the only thing that can harsh the buzz of a particularly vivid sex fantasy is being trapped inside of bloomington in rush hour. if i don’t get laid soon, i’m gonna hump one of you.

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Posted on Thu, 30 June 2005 at 6:05 pm

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PeeWee

I nominate Buck Nekkid for humping.
30 Jun 05 at 8:57 pm #
UH

Seconded!
30 Jun 05 at 9:28 pm #
Thomas

Promises, promises…
01 Jul 05 at 6:44 am #
PeeWee

Well, if we are following parliamentary procedure, it is time to take a vote.
All in favor say “aye!”
01 Jul 05 at 11:53 am #
PeeWee

AYE!
01 Jul 05 at 11:54 am #
UH

AYE!

Motion carried!

*commences humping*
01 Jul 05 at 2:39 pm #

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