the gas station lothario
i was on my way to the Super T to get some vittles for me and the cats, when i decided to gas up Ruby before the big trip to Blaine’s Blazin’ Fourth tomorrow. i stood in line patiently, behind a muscle-shirt wearing, mustache-having guy who was eating a resse’s peanut butter cup and flirting with the gas station attendant. he turned and looked at me, and then looked at me again.
“is that a superman tattoo?” he asked.
“huh?” i said, because i wasn’t paying too much attention.
“i mean,” he said. “i don’t mean to be looking at your tits, but i was. is that a superman tattoo?”
“yes, it is.”
“very cool.”
“WILL YOU SHUT UP!” the gas station attendant shouted.
“what?” he said. “i’m a friendly guy. i just wanted to ask her about her tattoo. notice that she didn’t ask to see my tattoo.” then he turned to me. “do you want to see my tattoo?”
“that depends on where it is,” i said.
“see,” he said to the attendant girl. “she’s cautious.”
“i prefer smart,” i said.
Chesty LaRue and her Superman tattoo.
03 Jul 05 at 10:47 pm #Sounds like a children’s book.
Wait a minute, you have a superman tattoo on your tits?
no, it’s technically between them.
03 Jul 05 at 11:14 pm #Are you kidding? That is so utterly COOL!
04 Jul 05 at 9:00 am #Have you ever posted a picture? How big is the tattoo? (I don’t want to see your tits, just want to see the tattoo).
It’s true, PeeWee. Have a look.
04 Jul 05 at 3:05 pm #That is so cool. Did I mention how cool that was? Cool!
04 Jul 05 at 11:18 pm #UH do you have that bookmarked or something?
05 Jul 05 at 12:16 am #It is probably his wallpaper!
05 Jul 05 at 1:09 pm #i mean, i even changed the name of that image, for some reason (i think someone had it up on their site or something) and he STILL found it. UH is like breast bloodhound or something.
05 Jul 05 at 1:11 pm #Me thinks Buck has a crush on Chesty.
05 Jul 05 at 4:38 pm #I think we should spell Buck
05 Jul 05 at 4:39 pm #b-U-H-k