Sep 04 2005

calling in the troops

snot-colored aliens have taken up residence in my skull and they’ve decided they want out by any means necessary, so at least we agree on that. i was hoping the withdrawl from my body would be quick and peaceful. but no. oh no. these aliens are not leaving without a ruckus. i am currently trying to rally my troops using Captain Mango Green Tea with Lieutenants honey and lime accompanied by Private First Class Donettes. but the aliens seems to be getting the better of us. i’m about to call in Major General Tylenol Cold and Sinus to see what he can do to these assholes.

there will be so much co-worker ass kicked on tuesday that it’s going to be mind-boggling.

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Posted on Sun, 04 September 2005 at 12:01 pm

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Ehartwig

Hope you get well fast!
04 Sep 05 at 8:58 pm #
Kristy

go to my link…some good news for you today!!!! “children by the millions sing for….”
06 Sep 05 at 7:28 am #

Be bold & mighty forces will come to your aid.
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