sister #2 sent me home with Cosmo’s September issue, she said it was brainless and would help me relax. here is what i learned:
- bon jovi and i have the same tattoo, only his is on his arm and mine is on my chest
- all the models are about 12 now
- i am not a fun or fearless female
- i really do not care about shoes, hair or make-up
- i cannot read lines like “Fire up your sack sessions by breathing new life into foreplay. . .” without laughing
- britney spears has a perfume called something i can’t remember but the ad’s tagline was something like “will you dare?” and now i kinda wanna wear that perfume
- and the best thing i’ve learned. . . my high school friend Billie Jo who lives in Biloxi, MS is fine, fine, fine. fine.
i wept when the little g-mail alert popped up and i saw it was from her.
That’s wonderful news about your friend!
06 Sep 05 at 7:39 pm #thank you! it was the fear that dare not speak its name. i wouldn’t even allow myself to think of the possibility that Billie Jo and her kids would not be ok.
06 Sep 05 at 7:48 pm #I knew that about Bon Jovi.
06 Sep 05 at 10:45 pm #and you didn’t tell me?!?
06 Sep 05 at 10:50 pm #I thought everybody knew that about Bon Jovi. Didn’t want to state the obvious, and get a big DUH in return.
07 Sep 05 at 7:14 am #I think Jessica Simpson has an orange bra. Hee hee. Kidding!!
I find myself strangely attracted to Jessica Simpson now…dammit!
07 Sep 05 at 9:52 am #The Britney perfume is “Curious”, as in when someone smells you, they’ll exclaim, “Now that’s a curious scent…”
12 Sep 05 at 11:54 am #Could you please tell me something about this magazine. I wanted a perfume that was included in that month’s issue, but my boyfriend threw it away so now I have no idea what it was. All I remember is that the page was very pink and the perfume smelled absolutely wonderful.
15 Sep 05 at 9:20 am #