Oct 03 2005

lonely, i’m ms. lonely, i have nobody for my own, i’m so lonely

al, the cutest girl on earth™, is at home working on her garage. seamus is MIA. kelly is working at the mothership. will’s contract was up on friday. kappa is MIA. wolfdogg started working 7 to 3.

i have nobody to chat with at all. not here, not online. i want to die.

DIE!

will you amuse me, pretty please? at least i have Kathleen Turner Overdrive and Akon’s Lonely to keep me from sawing through my own juggler with an x-acto knife.

Tags: Akon, Kathleen Turner Overdrive, whiny

Posted on Mon, 03 October 2005 at 10:19 am

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This post has 3 comments. Add your own.

Thomas

If you slice your juggler, who will toss the balls around to amuse you?
03 Oct 05 at 10:36 am #
wendy

i usually want to die everyday at work, so i know how you feel.
03 Oct 05 at 11:19 am #
PeeWee

Anyone want to trade places with a tax accountant before the 10/15 deadline?
I didn’t think so.
03 Oct 05 at 11:32 pm #

Be bold & mighty forces will come to your aid.
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